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		<title>They&#8217;re calling for his head!</title>
		<link>http://naughtyspawn.com/index.php/2010/07/29/theyre-calling-for-his-head/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 17:46:23 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>NaughtySpawn</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Ballmer]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[I will state pretty clearly that I think Ballmer has cocked up Microsoft pretty badly over the past few years. More projects have been butchered while under his guidance than in all the previous years. And when it comes to forward thinking and what Microsoft needs to do, under Steve&#8217;s guidance they&#8217;ve been playing catch [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I will state pretty clearly that I think Ballmer has cocked up Microsoft pretty badly over the past few years. More projects have been butchered while under his guidance than in all the previous years. And when it comes to forward thinking and what Microsoft needs to do, under Steve&#8217;s guidance they&#8217;ve been playing catch up and in many cases have fallen so far behind they&#8217;re just better off giving up.</p>
<p>And clearly I&#8217;m not the only one. Give this article a read and let me know what you think the future of Microsoft and Steve&#8217;s roll in it will be.</p>
<p><a href="http://www.betanews.com/joewilcox/article/Steve-Ballmer-has-one-more-chance-to-save-his-job/1280342343" target="_blank">Steve Ballmer has one more chance to save his job</a></p>
<p>Personally I think Steve should step down. He just wants to work on what he personally understands not what the market actually wants. He thinks netbooks are a joke and that bit him in the ass. He thinks tablets are a waste of time (even though they have been trying to make the tablet market world for them nearly a decade). He thinks he will dominate a mobile market ruled by hundreds of millions of other devices. He think he can slap a search engine together and get millions of people using it over night.</p>
<p>Microsoft has been resting on the heels of Windows and Office for too long. They need to get something moving. Sure, Sharepoint is cool, but you need more than one product to keep the company moving. </p>
<p>I think Microsoft should spend more time working with Apple and Google than battling them, but hey, I&#8217;m not a egotistical, power hungry, madman&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Brothers In Arms&#174; 2: Global Front HD &#8211; $0.99</title>
		<link>http://naughtyspawn.com/index.php/2010/07/28/brothers-in-arms-2-global-front-hd-0-99/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 20:45:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>NaughtySpawn</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Gameloft]]></category>

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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m tempted to get this game for the iPad even though I don&#8217;t have an iPad. Is that wrong? I&#8217;m just trying to play ahead&#8230;
Brothers In Arms® 2: Global Front HD
While I&#8217;m at it, maybe I should get this too&#8230;
Underworlds Ultimate Edition
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			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m tempted to get this game for the iPad even though I don&#8217;t have an iPad. Is that wrong? I&#8217;m just trying to play ahead&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/app/brothers-in-arms-2-global/id369395024?mt=8" target="_blank">Brothers In Arms® 2: Global Front HD</a></p>
<p>While I&#8217;m at it, maybe I should get this too&#8230;</p>
<p><a href="http://itunes.apple.com/app/underworlds-ultimate-edition/id363680328?mt=8" target="_blank">Underworlds Ultimate Edition</a></p>
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		<title>It&#8217;s been a long day</title>
		<link>http://naughtyspawn.com/index.php/2010/07/28/its-been-a-long-day/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 20:37:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>NaughtySpawn</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The release has come and gone but we&#8217;re still tracking down issues and verifying claims. Normally we would have left hours ago, but some of the quirky behavior is taking a lot longer to track down than we thought. Oh well, it could be worse, everything could have gone to hell and people could be [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>The release has come and gone but we&#8217;re still tracking down issues and verifying claims. Normally we would have left hours ago, but some of the quirky behavior is taking a lot longer to track down than we thought. Oh well, it could be worse, everything could have gone to hell and people could be kicking out windows and screaming for help.</p>
<p>Of course, I stay here much longer, it might be me out on the ledge screaming for help and pelting people with fruit.</p>
<p>Would it look bad if I played Fruit Ninja while waiting for bug reports to come in?</p>
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		<title>Go for launch, part duex</title>
		<link>http://naughtyspawn.com/index.php/2010/07/28/go-for-launch-part-duex/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 09:43:41 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>NaughtySpawn</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Well, it&#8217;s 5am again, and here we are, sitting in the dark getting ready for the software update. I guess we learned our lesson and got the power restored. We&#8217;re going to try this one again, from the top. Our sites have just been taken offline and all the patches are being applied. In a [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Well, it&#8217;s 5am again, and here we are, sitting in the dark getting ready for the software update. I guess we learned our lesson and got the power restored. We&#8217;re going to try this one again, from the top. Our sites have just been taken offline and all the patches are being applied. In a few minutes we&#8217;ll reach that point of no return, so here&#8217;s to hoping.</p>
<p>At least we got breakfast this time.</p>
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		<title>Product launches go better when you have power</title>
		<link>http://naughtyspawn.com/index.php/2010/07/27/product-launches-go-better-when-you-have-power/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 09:38:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>NaughtySpawn</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[It&#8217;s 5am and we&#8217;re gathered here today to release a major update and make a whole slew of changes. Of course, things would go a lot better if we had power at our data center. I mean seriously, what the hell kind of data warehouse/ISP loses power? Where is the generator the size of Yugoslavia, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>It&#8217;s 5am and we&#8217;re gathered here today to release a major update and make a whole slew of changes. Of course, things would go a lot better if we had power at our data center. I mean seriously, what the hell kind of data warehouse/ISP loses power? Where is the generator the size of Yugoslavia, that burns on kerosene and bellows thick black smoke into the air that will keep your servers running for days on end?</p>
<p>So we lost power at the data center, got corrupted data, fixed the corrupted data, lost power again, apparently got a Russian surplus generator from the Czech Republic and turned everything back on. By that time the sun was coming up and the launch was scrubbed.</p>
<p>Oh well, sometimes you launch a rocket into space and land on the moon. Sometimes your booster rockets go haywire and burn up on the launch pad. At the least the drive in to work was easy. But seriously, who the hell are these other people are where are they going at 4:30 in the morning?</p>
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		<title>Will the Kin(ect) be a Hit?</title>
		<link>http://naughtyspawn.com/index.php/2010/07/22/will-the-kinect-be-a-hit/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 12:56:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>NaughtySpawn</dc:creator>
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		<category><![CDATA[Kinect]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[Just saw another article where Microsoft is firmly stating that hard-core gamers are just going to eat this device up. In the same breath they&#8217;re also saying it&#8217;s for the younger/older/female/family audience. Whoa? Who the hell is this thing for?
Isn&#8217;t this marketing scheme the exact same thing that killed the Kin? Microsoft claimed that device [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Just saw another article where Microsoft is firmly stating that hard-core gamers are just going to eat this device up. In the same breath they&#8217;re also saying it&#8217;s for the younger/older/female/family audience. Whoa? Who the hell is this thing for?</p>
<p>Isn&#8217;t this marketing scheme the exact same thing that killed the Kin? Microsoft claimed that device was for everyone and then it bombed within weeks (days really) of being launched. MS seems to have the same mentality about this thing. How can it possibly appeal to hard-core gamers, a 7 year old and grandma at the same time? That&#8217;s just stupid!</p>
<p>If Microsoft doesn&#8217;t actually define and target an audience (with a slew of spectacular games) then this product will follow in the footsteps of the Kin. Hell, it shares half it&#8217;s name already&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Devs gotta get paid right?</title>
		<link>http://naughtyspawn.com/index.php/2010/07/22/devs-gotta-get-paid-right/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 12:48:43 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>NaughtySpawn</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Is it good or bad that Microsoft is paying devs and offering incentives for them to write apps for the Phone Series 7? It seems funny that Microsoft has to all but bribe people to write for their platform, but at the same time, it does show they&#8217;re at least thinking ahead and need more [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Is it good or bad that Microsoft is paying devs and offering incentives for them to write apps for the Phone Series 7? It seems funny that Microsoft has to all but bribe people to write for their platform, but at the same time, it does show they&#8217;re at least thinking ahead and need more than 400 apps to sway people from the behemoth that is the Apple App Store.</p>
<p>Microsoft better turn up the wick, Apple and Google are getting a thousand new apps a day while they&#8217;re still struggling to get a thousand apps total.</p>
<p>So who out there is getting a Windows Phone Series 7 unit? Anyone ditching their Apple iPhone for one? Did this latest Apple snafu strengthen the case to switch to another platform or was it insignificant?</p>
<p>And now I see that Microsoft plans to hand a Windows Phone Series 7 device (they *have* to shorten that name!) to everyone in the company. This is part of their &quot;word of mouth&quot; advertising. If nothing else, if they give one to every employee they can always say the number of units shipped was better than the Kin&#8230; (Or was it the Kon?)</p>
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		<title>Office 2010 isn&#8217;t all it&#8217;s cracked up to be?</title>
		<link>http://naughtyspawn.com/index.php/2010/07/21/office-2010-isnt-all-its-cracked-up-to-be/</link>
		<comments>http://naughtyspawn.com/index.php/2010/07/21/office-2010-isnt-all-its-cracked-up-to-be/#comments</comments>
		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 13:04:21 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>NaughtySpawn</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Who upgraded to Office 2010? Personally, I haven&#8217;t. I&#8217;m on 2007 and quite frankly it serves my needs just fine. I downloaded the beta of 2010 and to be honest I thought the UI was hideous! Most of the time I&#8217;m not even a fan of the blue Office ribbon, but this latest version just [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Who upgraded to Office 2010? Personally, I haven&#8217;t. I&#8217;m on 2007 and quite frankly it serves my needs just fine. I downloaded the beta of 2010 and to be honest I thought the UI was hideous! Most of the time I&#8217;m not even a fan of the blue Office ribbon, but this latest version just looks horrible!</p>
<p>But as far as features go it just doesn&#8217;t have anything I need. I mean seriously, what more can you possibly make Office do? I&#8217;ve stated before, Word hit feature saturation in 2003, so did Excel. At this point it&#8217;s just being dressed up and shortcuts are being added. The shortcuts are nice but I&#8217;m not sure they warrant the massive price tag of the update.</p>
<p>And it looks like Office 2010 might be the first version suffering from market saturation. It seems adoption is a little sluggish for this new version. Again, what is the average user missing? 2010 offers integration with cloud, web and Sharepoint services, but for most folks, that really doesn&#8217;t open the checkbook. Most of us are writing standard documents like memos, reports, essays, letters, articles and the like. Hell, you can even do some impressive desktop publishing with Word if you want to. But when you move beyond that your market becomes really small. I really like Word, have for years, even back to the Word 6.0 days which at the time was really quite good. And OneNote is fantastic. I&#8217;m only disappointed that it didn&#8217;t get more significant upgrades for 2010. Although I rarely use it now, I used to support Excel and it is insanely powerful and useful. I was astounded at the way people would manipulate Excel. It was wondrous, but also a little frightening. And Outlook? Well, Outlook has come a LONG way since it debuted in 2007. I like the 2007 version, but only use about 10% of the features. I check my email and get appointment requests. All those other crazy features really don&#8217;t mean anything to me.</p>
<p>But anyway, adding some shortcuts and the ability to publish to the web isn&#8217;t going to sell new copies of Office. And even adding all sorts of bolt on packages isn&#8217;t going to do it either. Really, what the hell are Groove and Infopath for? Who are you people that are using those apps?</p>
<p>I thought Publisher was really neat back in the day, but is anyone actually using it? I know Powerpoint gets a lot of attention, but what else can you make it do? Is there some sexy dissolve or background we&#8217;re missing? Visio is neat, for those who use it (I don&#8217;t know anyone who does). Let&#8217;s not forget Access. I almost did because I don&#8217;t use it.</p>
<p>I use Word, Outlook and OneNote. And if I use 10% of the features available in Word I&#8217;d be amazed. Truthfully I wish they would make a bundle of just those three apps and I would be incredibly happy and satisfied.</p>
<p>Office is an impressive bundle, but I think we might already have too much of it&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Windows 7 Service Pack 1 is a long time in coming&#8230;</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 12:37:47 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>NaughtySpawn</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Looks like Microsoft is starting to prep Windows 7 Sp1, however reports are showing it won&#8217;t show up until the first couple of months of 2011. As it stands now, it&#8217;s been nearly one year since Windows 7 went to manufacturing. October was the actual date consumers could buy it off the shelves. So pretty [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Looks like Microsoft is starting to prep Windows 7 Sp1, however reports are showing it won&#8217;t show up until the first couple of months of 2011. As it stands now, it&#8217;s been nearly one year since Windows 7 went to manufacturing. October was the actual date consumers could buy it off the shelves. So pretty much no matter how you look at it, the Service Pack will follow the OS release by at least a full year which is following in the footsteps of Vista which had the first Service Pack release a year after the OS initially hit the streets. Even still, that&#8217;s actually a pretty long time. </p>
<p>It&#8217;s not like Microsoft hasn&#8217;t been patching Win7 though, I get told there&#8217;s a new update that I need to install 3 or more times a week. On the one hand that&#8217;s a good thing that MS is fixing problems and taking care of issues. On the other, damn that&#8217;s a lot of problems and issues to fix.</p>
<p>But the big deal about a Service Pack is that Microsoft has been known to completely change or include functionality with a true SP. However, Ballmer has already stated that this SP won&#8217;t be that big a deal. Considering Windows 7 itself is just a massive Service Pack to Vista, yeah, he&#8217;s probably right.</p>
<p>I&#8217;ve gotten used to Windows 7 now. I&#8217;m not saying I like it, because really I still don&#8217;t, but I&#8217;ve gotten used to the things you can and can&#8217;t do with it.</p>
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		<title>Apple will charge for the iOS4 update for the iPad?</title>
		<link>http://naughtyspawn.com/index.php/2010/07/20/apple-will-charge-for-the-ios4-update-for-the-ipad/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 13:35:14 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>NaughtySpawn</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[I&#8217;m reading rumors that Apple is going to charge for the next update to the iPad. Wow, that&#8217;s going to piss some people off. I remember when I got my 2nd Gen iPod Touch and that same week iOS3 came out and Apple wanted to charge me $10 for it. I was furious. I actually [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I&#8217;m reading rumors that Apple is going to charge for the next update to the iPad. Wow, that&#8217;s going to piss some people off. I remember when I got my 2nd Gen iPod Touch and that same week iOS3 came out and Apple wanted to charge me $10 for it. I was furious. I actually held off and then had to send that Touch in to be repaired and ended up getting the 32GB 3rd Gen model because BestBuy messed everything up so badly. I would have been even more pissed off had I just thrown that $10 away.</p>
<p>Now, $5 really isn&#8217;t all that much to upgrade an OS, but everyone else got it for free, so it seems wrong to charge the iPad folks</p>
<p>If this does turn out to be real, I sense a backlash coming.</p>
<p>&#160;</p>
<p><a href="http://stuff.tv/News/Apple-to-charge-for-iPad-iOS-4-upgrade/14808/" target="_blank">Apple to charge for iPad iOS 4 upgrade</a></p>
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